Our Process: Making of Fuck Yes! Tequila

Welcome to the Wild Side of Tequila Making!

Here at Fuck Yes! Tequila, our spirit runs deeper than just creating tequila. We craft an experience, a rebellion against the bland, celebrating the zest and zing of Mexico's wild heart. Our journey begins in the rich soils of Mexico, where the robust Weber Blue Agave plants are not just grown, they’re nurtured with the kind of passion that only a tequila lover can understand.

Agave Hunting

We handpick our agave like a master artist chooses their paints, each plant promising to add its own stroke of genius to our canvas. Grown in the sun-soaked highlands and the mystical valleys, each agave plant infuses its soul into the tequila, delivering a flavor that's as unique as our drinkers.

Slow-Roasted to Perfection

Our agave then takes a slow ride through our traditional brick ovens – it’s a baking marathon lasting up to 36 hours. Why the slow burn? Because we’re caramelizing greatness here, folks. This process ensures every drop of our tequila is infused with the rich, deep flavors that make our drinkers say, "Fuck Yes!"

The Sweet Escape

Once roasted, our agave is squeezed of its sugary secrets. We’re talking about a sugar extraction that's so meticulous, even the molecules line up for a taste. Our mills work overtime, pressing and coaxing the agave to give up every last drop of sweet nectar.

Yeast Party

Then, it’s fermentation time! Our yeasts are the life of the party, turning sugars into alcohol in a stainless-steel rave that lasts days. These micro-party animals don’t just work hard; they play hard, creating the distinct Fuck Yes! flavor that’s as bold as our name.

Double Distillation Drama

Distillation? More like double the fun! We distill our spirits twice because why settle for good when you can have fucking great? This process sharpens the spirit, refining the wild into a smooth, sippable rebel.

Barrel Aging Bonanza ***(Reposado & Anejo coming soon!)

And then, the aging – oh, the aging! Our tequila sleeps in premium oak barrels, dreaming of the day it can burst onto your palate. This is where the magic happens, folks. Our Reposados, Añejos, and Extra Añejos mature, gaining complexity and a wickedly smooth swagger.

Quality Control Commandos

Before any bottle of Fuck Yes! Tequila reaches your lips, it must pass the critical eyes of our quality control commandos. They ensure every sip is as flawless as the last, maintaining the badass quality you’ve come to expect from us.

The Bottom Line?

We don’t just make tequila. We craft liquid freedom, designed to unleash your wild side with every sip. Fuck Yes! Tequila isn’t just a drink; it’s a declaration of independence from the ordinary. So, grab a bottle and shout it loud – Fuck Yes!